Cats are patient

Cats are patient… untill you drive them mad. Than you will die in pain.

Funeral procession fail

It’s a great luck they haven’t put the casket in before their catafalque have been towed.

Revenge is smelly

Parental advisory

“Parental advisory. Explicit content” car rear window sticker. Is it about the car, the driver, the passengers? Or is it means that the driver has to ask his parents every time he wants to ride to a local mall?

Where the prices are Sofa King low

Perfect slogan of London metropolitan area furniture discounter.