Some PETA’s misconception

Body Swap

Body swap: satisfaction not guaranteed. At least, mutual satisfaction.

Spidercat – dodecacat

A dozen of cats are forming mighty dodecacat spidercat. All cower in cuteness!

Eddie the reward cat

Eddie – black manx, white markings on belly, no tail. Six years old. Red collar with tags. Overweight. Mews all day / night demanding attention. Won’t stay off countertops. Eats directly from anattended plates, knocks glasses/bottles/vases onto floor. Various expensive ailments. Doesn’t do tricks or anything of interest.

Will give this cat to whoever returns my car keys, lost here last Thursday.

Cats are patient

Cats are patient… untill you drive them mad. Than you will die in pain.