But it is so tempting

Sign: “Do not touch the red button!”

Me: But it’s so tempting, I just can’t help myself, what are you doing, where are you dragging me, aaaa…

New pole isn’t that awesome

Passive-agressive theater: “Why was this pole installed in front of our marquee?”

STPO! You danm btich!

Shoe repair sign

Shoe repair: I will heel you.
I will save your sole.
I will even dye for you.

Either you love bacon

Either you love bacon or you are writing “you're” correct.