Please walk on the grass sign

Ding and Dong are happy neighbors

Pretty tolerant private parking

“Illegally parked cars will be fine.”

So, it seems that it’s pretty ok to park there illegally. At least as long as they are mixing up their tenses.

Flowers for free

“We just got married. Take some flowers home to the one you love!”

The sign in the coastal bar

In case of a tidal wave: