Eddie the reward cat

Eddie – black manx, white markings on belly, no tail. Six years old. Red collar with tags. Overweight. Mews all day / night demanding attention. Won’t stay off countertops. Eats directly from anattended plates, knocks glasses/bottles/vases onto floor. Various expensive ailments. Doesn’t do tricks or anything of interest.

Will give this cat to whoever returns my car keys, lost here last Thursday.

Parental advisory

“Parental advisory. Explicit content” car rear window sticker. Is it about the car, the driver, the passengers? Or is it means that the driver has to ask his parents every time he wants to ride to a local mall?

Beware of cats

This is actual sign you can find in vicinity of Hermitage Museum in Saint Petersburg, Russia.

Granny is punished. Come along…

Come along, nothing to see here. I stole from a nine year old on her birthday. Don’t steal or this could happen to you.

You even made our lion sick!