PIX TiME » signs http://pixti.me ...if you hate dumb pix Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:30:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Eddie the reward cat http://pixti.me/eddie-the-reward-cat.html http://pixti.me/eddie-the-reward-cat.html#comments Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:16:28 +0000 admin http://pixti.me/?p=781
Eddie – black manx, white markings on belly, no tail. Six years old. Red collar with tags. Overweight. Mews all day / night demanding attention. Won’t stay off countertops. Eats directly from anattended plates, knocks glasses/bottles/vases onto floor. Various expensive ailments. Doesn’t do tricks or anything of interest.

Will give this cat to whoever returns my car keys, lost here last Thursday.

]]> http://pixti.me/eddie-the-reward-cat.html/feed 0 Parental advisory http://pixti.me/parental-advisory.html http://pixti.me/parental-advisory.html#comments Sat, 10 Apr 2010 19:29:59 +0000 admin http://pixti.me/?p=762
“Parental advisory. Explicit content” car rear window sticker. Is it about the car, the driver, the passengers? Or is it means that the driver has to ask his parents every time he wants to ride to a local mall?

]]> http://pixti.me/parental-advisory.html/feed 0 Beware of cats http://pixti.me/beware-of-cats.html http://pixti.me/beware-of-cats.html#comments Thu, 25 Mar 2010 05:43:47 +0000 admin http://pixti.me/?p=744
This is actual sign you can find in vicinity of Hermitage Museum in Saint Petersburg, Russia.

]]> http://pixti.me/beware-of-cats.html/feed 0 Granny is punished. Come along… http://pixti.me/granny-is-punished-come-along.html http://pixti.me/granny-is-punished-come-along.html#comments Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:45:27 +0000 admin http://pixti.me/?p=741
Come along, nothing to see here. I stole from a nine year old on her birthday. Don’t steal or this could happen to you.

]]> http://pixti.me/granny-is-punished-come-along.html/feed 0 You even made our lion sick! http://pixti.me/you-even-made-our-lion-sick.html http://pixti.me/you-even-made-our-lion-sick.html#comments Wed, 24 Mar 2010 04:54:30 +0000 admin http://pixti.me/?p=738

]]> http://pixti.me/you-even-made-our-lion-sick.html/feed 0 Caution: this machine has no brain http://pixti.me/caution-this-machine-has-no-brain.html http://pixti.me/caution-this-machine-has-no-brain.html#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:25:20 +0000 admin http://pixti.me/?p=682
“Caution: This machine has no brain, use your own.” One of the best workplace safety posters I’ve ever seen.

]]> http://pixti.me/caution-this-machine-has-no-brain.html/feed 0 URL 404 license plate http://pixti.me/url-404-license-plate.html http://pixti.me/url-404-license-plate.html#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 08:50:48 +0000 admin http://pixti.me/?p=675

]]> http://pixti.me/url-404-license-plate.html/feed 0 Weird sign at the ski resort http://pixti.me/weird-sign-at-the-ski-resort.html http://pixti.me/weird-sign-at-the-ski-resort.html#comments Mon, 21 Dec 2009 09:59:58 +0000 admin http://pixti.me/?p=588 ski resort sign
So, what did you said I should do with this ski lift once more?..

]]> http://pixti.me/weird-sign-at-the-ski-resort.html/feed 0 Corduroy skirts are a sin http://pixti.me/corduroy-skirts-are-a-sin.html http://pixti.me/corduroy-skirts-are-a-sin.html#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:10:52 +0000 admin http://pixti.me/?p=545 corduroy skirts are a sin
Corduroy skirts are a sin! And this guy is awesome.

]]> http://pixti.me/corduroy-skirts-are-a-sin.html/feed 0 Not so pedobears http://pixti.me/not-so-pedobears.html http://pixti.me/not-so-pedobears.html#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:16:58 +0000 admin http://pixti.me/?p=527 russian pedobears

Not so pedo pedobears. That’s how they look in Soviet Russia… Or the most WTF town shield in the whole world.

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