Notice sign

Thank you for noticing this new notice sign. BTW, this is not a photoshop, this is actually real life sign planted somewhere in the United States.

Politically correct sign

“Due to design of this ride, guests with unusual body proportions may be unable to ride.” Political correctness aside, fat asses are not allowed!

Get yourself a tentacle

Do you really want this octopus to have less legs?

No trumpets allowed

Pay twice for the first one and get the second one free

Pay the double price of the first one and you will get the second one for free. Very good business.