Safety? Who cares!

Who cares about safety in front of such a stunning view?

Psychic barber

The dream destination for those who hate answering the barber’s questions.

Watership Down? Now eat the cast!

Watership Down. You’ve seen the film? Now eat the cast!

Eddie the reward cat

Eddie – black manx, white markings on belly, no tail. Six years old. Red collar with tags. Overweight. Mews all day / night demanding attention. Won’t stay off countertops. Eats directly from anattended plates, knocks glasses/bottles/vases onto floor. Various expensive ailments. Doesn’t do tricks or anything of interest.

Will give this cat to whoever returns my car keys, lost here last Thursday.

Parental advisory

“Parental advisory. Explicit content” car rear window sticker. Is it about the car, the driver, the passengers? Or is it means that the driver has to ask his parents every time he wants to ride to a local mall?